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Evolution fails when stupidity is no longer fatal

The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson .357 Magnum.

Enough beer will make you happy with the body you got.

Depression is just anger with out the enthusiasm.

This is my Harley, there are many like it, but this one is mine

If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions

Of all the gin joints in all the world, she walks into mine.

When trouble arises and things look bad, there's always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that person is a half-wit.

Life Is Hard......It's Harder If You're Stupid.

Treat everyone you meet with dignity and respect....but have a plan to kill them just in case.

PETA members know it's safer to harass defenseless ladies wearing fur then to harass bikers wearing leather.

What can I say, I never was one to blend into a crowd.

Outa all the places I've been......this is one of 'em!

Just why in the *&%^ do i have to press "1" for English

If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE, feel free to stand in front of them.

There Are Those That Ride And Those That Want To Ride

Life is Full of Opportunities Dont blame others for your Failures

Men never commit evil so fully and joyfully as when they do it for religious convictions

To each his own, said the man eating dog shit.

A golf course is a willful and deliberate misuse of a good rifle range.

A good turd is not judged by length or girth, but by how many rest rings are on it.

Its all fun and games until the flying monkeys attack...

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving - Lao Tzu

Don't let a crow poke your eye out

The ones who pass judgement are the same ones whose opinions mean nothing to me.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

Theres old riders and bold riders, but theres no old bold riders

It's for riding, it ain't for looking at!

You can't become a biker by putting on a leather vest.  Just like you can't become a porn star by putting on a condom!

Duct tape is like The Force. It has a dark side. It has a light side. Used correctly, it holds the universe together. Used incorrectly, it sticks your cat to the wall.

Your life is an occasion. Stand up to it

Never trust a private with a loaded weapon, or an officer with a map.

You only live once but if you do it right once is enough

"Great words won't cover ugly actions and good frames won't save bad paintings." -D. Lyxzen

I haven't done everything, but by the time I'm finished, I won't have missed much. If I auger in tomorrow, it won't be with a frown on my face. I've had a ball.

"Magna Res Est Vocis Et Silentii Temper Amentum"
(The Great Thing Is To Know When To Speak, And When To Keep Silent)

A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.

It must be true! I read it on the Internet.

Riding can be dangerous, as some said that might be part of it's attraction!!

Only Bikers Know Why Dogs Hang Their Heads Out Of The Window

I like my women the same way I like my Bourbon.............15 years old and mixed up with a little coke.....
Andys quotes to make it easier to get through the day. Please feel free to contribute..